Dear Sears Holdings Corporation and Unilever,
I am writing to offer my sincere thanks and gratitude for your fine Kenmore washing machine and All Free & Clear brand laundry detergent, respectively. The Kenmore washing machine has been operating almost non-stop for the past 72 hours, and we have nearly exhausted a full jug of All in the process. Both have worked beautifully cleaning up after our little newborn poop and spit machine, Alex.
Kind Regards,
Dan Stangel
February Happy Birthdays
4 years ago
4 comments:
Wow, that is impressive! Have I ever mentioned how much I love to do laundry? Yes, it's true. Ask yer mum! It's a weird but useful obsession. When I come to visit you, you must show me where the wash machine is located.
Daniel, you have always had a great sense of humor, but I think you are especially witty with total sleep deprivation!
Thank you for the update.
Love,
Mom
Hahaha... great! Did you guys decide to do cloth diapers?
We're using disposable diapers for this guy, at least for now. I hate to think of the environmental impact and all that (not to mention cost..) but I just don't think we could keep up.
Plus he is soooo skinny right now, even the "Newborn" diapers leak a little bit. "Long and lean" is what the nurse said.
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